Like Colonel Kane, I Do This For You

I am back. What? No one noticed I had been away? Well, screw you! Anyway, it has been a few years but, I have now sat through too many bad films to remain silent. Actually, let's be honest, I feel like Colonel Walter E. Kurtz. Honestly! Don't you feel:

Call me mad, but like Colonel Kane, I do this so you may be saved. And if you don't get that final reference? Well, that's why I am here. And if you don't get the first reference? Why are you here? Scat! Get out of here! Another Marvel (Apart from Deadpool, Deadpool movies are good), DC, Disney movie will be along any minute now.